i am so sorry, blame sam. (THIS IS ALL SATIRE BTW)
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Sonic was standing in the living room, his beading blue eyes, void of emotion, soulless, dull, empty. his voice sounding as cheery as he did in the video games as he spoke to me, "your wasting time, damon. kill them. kill the family of 4." I turn to him, in aesthetic fashion, "Of course ml, anything for you snookums..." i say dramatically, as i wink and blow him a kiss, proceeding to then, clumsily, cause im so cute, fall down a very heavy flight of stairs. every bone in my body hurts. im in agonizing pain. but it's all for sonic. as he stares down at my somewhat lifeless body, twitching every so now and then "god damn it knuckles, you picked a dumb one." he says as he disappears into thin air. never to be seen again....
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STOP IT TJE NIWR
NINOR
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ill do the artwork X33333 -
@sam-the-man LNEHDHDHS OKAY
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@sam-the-man SAM SAM YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE-
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@GhostfaceKisser i dont need to know that i got a plan :3
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@sam-the-man im so scared
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OK BRB DRAIWNG
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@sam-the-man OKK